THE NEW MAHDI IS HERE. THE AWAITED ONE IS A JORDANIAN!! AND HERE HE IS. A CRACKPOT - NUTCASE - TERRORIST!
![رهابي أردني عائد من القتال في سورية يدّعي أنه]( "رهابي أردني عائد من القتال في سورية يدّعي أنه")
That's right, folks. The Awaited One is here. And according to news sources, you had better not deny he is the Mahdi or you will be "beheaded". His name has not been disclosed in accordance with Jordanian law concerning people deemed "mentally challenged". He entered Syria via Turkey and was arrested on his return to Jordan for fighting as a terrorist in Syria. The court in Amman has ordered a psychiatric examination of this important religious figure who claims the "angels descended upon him". He is now in a psycho ward with others who claim to be Napoleon and the like. His attorney has submitted a dated report describing his client as "emotionally unstable". Good show, Turkey!!
LEBANON: HIZBOLLAH'S FORCES KILL 32 RODENTS BELONGING TO THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA NEAR THE SYRIAN BORDER
Lebanese security services have confirmed that Hizbollah set a clever ambush at the town of Nahla near Baalbeck close to the border with Syria. 32 rats of the Jabhat Al-Nusra were killed in the operation as they were trying to enter Syrian territory in order to reinforce their litter-mates in Yabrood. No such luck. The ambush was superbly executed and so were the rodents.
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.035875&lon=36.333504&z=12&m=b
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In this photo taken at the scene of the ambush, 4 rat leaders are line up. They are: Abu Idrees Al-Leebi, Abu Mu'aadh Al-Tunisi, Abu-Al-Qawaaridh Al-Shishaani and "Al-Mu'tazz Billaah Al-Khuraa'iy.
DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES DISTRICTS 4 AND 9 IN'ADRAA'S WORKERS' RESIDENCIES
The Syrian Army High Command has confirmed that all rodents who once infested these 2 districts of'Adraa have been exterminated. The process of identifying the 240-plus carcasses in on-going and we will get a list soon enough. The majority of them are definitely foreign.
'Adraa Town: At the OMO Detergent Company, and at the Al-'Uthmaan Mosque, 2 pick-ups with the usual Doschka cannons were destroyed. The dead numbered 6:
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.606256&lon=36.493707&z=15&m=b
Hilaal Badreddeen
Mustafaa Al-Saaleh
The other 4 did not have valid papers.
Khaan Al-Shaykh: At Nestle Street and Al-Qusoor, the SAA killed 2 rodents.
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MORE CONFESSIONS FROM CAPTURED RATS IMPLICATE SAUDI ARABIA AND QATAR IN UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES AGAINST THE SYRIAN PEOPLE.
![الإرهابي بركة يعترف بارتكاب جريمة قتل وذبح عسكريين سوريين]( "الإرهابي بركة يعترف بارتكاب جريمة قتل وذبح عسكريين سوريين")
SYRIANS WHIPPED FOR NOT KNEELING BEFORE ISIS COMMANDER-CLOWN!! 70 LASHES FOR DISPLAYING GOOD SENSE! We're not joking.
![70 جلدة لكل من لا يسجد لأمير]( "70 جلدة لكل من لا يسجد لأمير")
In areas which are accursed by the presence of the ISIS "Commander", people of all ages are whipped if they do not kneel before him. We are not joking. Serious. The photo above is for real. ZAF
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That's right, folks. The Awaited One is here. And according to news sources, you had better not deny he is the Mahdi or you will be "beheaded". His name has not been disclosed in accordance with Jordanian law concerning people deemed "mentally challenged". He entered Syria via Turkey and was arrested on his return to Jordan for fighting as a terrorist in Syria. The court in Amman has ordered a psychiatric examination of this important religious figure who claims the "angels descended upon him". He is now in a psycho ward with others who claim to be Napoleon and the like. His attorney has submitted a dated report describing his client as "emotionally unstable". Good show, Turkey!!
LEBANON: HIZBOLLAH'S FORCES KILL 32 RODENTS BELONGING TO THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA NEAR THE SYRIAN BORDER
Lebanese security services have confirmed that Hizbollah set a clever ambush at the town of Nahla near Baalbeck close to the border with Syria. 32 rats of the Jabhat Al-Nusra were killed in the operation as they were trying to enter Syrian territory in order to reinforce their litter-mates in Yabrood. No such luck. The ambush was superbly executed and so were the rodents.
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.035875&lon=36.333504&z=12&m=b
DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES DISTRICTS 4 AND 9 IN'ADRAA'S WORKERS' RESIDENCIES
The Syrian Army High Command has confirmed that all rodents who once infested these 2 districts of'Adraa have been exterminated. The process of identifying the 240-plus carcasses in on-going and we will get a list soon enough. The majority of them are definitely foreign.
'Adraa Town: At the OMO Detergent Company, and at the Al-'Uthmaan Mosque, 2 pick-ups with the usual Doschka cannons were destroyed. The dead numbered 6:
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.606256&lon=36.493707&z=15&m=b
Hilaal Badreddeen
Mustafaa Al-Saaleh
The other 4 did not have valid papers.
Khaan Al-Shaykh: At Nestle Street and Al-Qusoor, the SAA killed 2 rodents.
Al-'Abbaasa: SAA killed 3 rats and took 10 prisoners.
Duroosha: SAA and NDF attacked a nest and seized all weapons inside. One rat surrendered and is warbling.
'Aqraba: The SAA literally massacred 39 members of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria when infantry backed by NDF assaulted a C&C (command-and-control) nest. One soldier threw a shock-grenade into the building causing the rodents to evacuate. As they did, they were all picked off. No names available now. All were foreigners.
Al-Hijaariyya: in Doumaa. Fighting. No details.
Reemaa Farms: Near Yabrood and Al-Nabak. SAA killed 2 rodents.
Ma'loolaa: At the Associations' Quarter, fighting with no details.
Al-Mazra'ah: SYRIAN ARMY ANNOUNCES COMPLETE CONTROL AND ERADICATION OF PESTS.
Doumaa: The Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam (Free Men of Syrian Movement) took it on the chin yesterday when they fell into a trap set by the SAA. No details about the largely foreign pile of carcasses.
Al-Reehaan:
Abu Qadaada (AFGHAN COYOTE EXCREMENT)
'Abduh Al-Hadyaan (SAUDI WEASEL INTESTINE)
4 taken prisoner.
'Arbeen: A nest of rats is uncovered and all killed:
'Abdul-Kareem Baddoor
Munsif Al-Dimashqi
Khaleel Hamdaan
Muhammad Siraajeddeen
Hassan Khalaf
Yahyaa Zurayq
Another 4 could not be identified. 6 were taken prisoner.
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Harastaa: East of the Policemen's Residencies. 2 rats killed here. Both foreign.
Jawbar: Fighting with no details.
Daarayyaa: At the Bakery Roundabout, the Associations' Quarter and Al-'Alaali, a large number of vermin went down but I have not received any list.
Al-Nabak: At the 'Arqoob Farm, 11 IEDs with average payloads of 50kgs or more were seized and dismantled to the utter relief of the inhabitants..
Duroosha: SAA and NDF attacked a nest and seized all weapons inside. One rat surrendered and is warbling.
'Aqraba: The SAA literally massacred 39 members of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria when infantry backed by NDF assaulted a C&C (command-and-control) nest. One soldier threw a shock-grenade into the building causing the rodents to evacuate. As they did, they were all picked off. No names available now. All were foreigners.
Al-Hijaariyya: in Doumaa. Fighting. No details.
Reemaa Farms: Near Yabrood and Al-Nabak. SAA killed 2 rodents.
Ma'loolaa: At the Associations' Quarter, fighting with no details.
Al-Mazra'ah: SYRIAN ARMY ANNOUNCES COMPLETE CONTROL AND ERADICATION OF PESTS.
Doumaa: The Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam (Free Men of Syrian Movement) took it on the chin yesterday when they fell into a trap set by the SAA. No details about the largely foreign pile of carcasses.
Al-Reehaan:
Abu Qadaada (AFGHAN COYOTE EXCREMENT)
'Abduh Al-Hadyaan (SAUDI WEASEL INTESTINE)
4 taken prisoner.
'Arbeen: A nest of rats is uncovered and all killed:
'Abdul-Kareem Baddoor
Munsif Al-Dimashqi
Khaleel Hamdaan
Muhammad Siraajeddeen
Hassan Khalaf
Yahyaa Zurayq
Another 4 could not be identified. 6 were taken prisoner.
A photo purported to show weapons seized after the operation in'Arbeen.
Harastaa: East of the Policemen's Residencies. 2 rats killed here. Both foreign.
Jawbar: Fighting with no details.
Daarayyaa: At the Bakery Roundabout, the Associations' Quarter and Al-'Alaali, a large number of vermin went down but I have not received any list.
Al-Nabak: At the 'Arqoob Farm, 11 IEDs with average payloads of 50kgs or more were seized and dismantled to the utter relief of the inhabitants..
MORE CONFESSIONS FROM CAPTURED RATS IMPLICATE SAUDI ARABIA AND QATAR IN UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES AGAINST THE SYRIAN PEOPLE.
Terrorist Muhammad Anas Baraka confesses to capital crimes paid for by Saudi Arabia and Qatar.
Ziad will be preparing the text of the confession for SyrPer readers as part of our effort to bring out the war crimes committed not only by Saudi Scarabia and Qatar, but, also, those of Obama and the European murderers. I am sorry for some lapses in coverage over the last 2 days. My problem is with the trivialities of the Christmas holiday which will envelop all those who are unfortunate enough to be in its midst.
SYRIANS WHIPPED FOR NOT KNEELING BEFORE ISIS COMMANDER-CLOWN!! 70 LASHES FOR DISPLAYING GOOD SENSE! We're not joking.
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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Ruadhri)
Raad sends this hilarious video of a 3-stage rat-made rocket or something: